Saturday, April 2, 2011

Kids: Dont do drugs and go to Ultra, this could be YOU!

This happens all the time, out of towners come to Miami from Europe and the rest of the United States for WMC, MMC, & UMF. They get so excited and recklessly let loose, they start taking countless amounts of drugs, acting like a bunch of morons and feel like they are in Woodstock or some sort of Hippie festival. FOLKS, just cause you hear us speaking a shit load of spanish doesnt mean this is a different country. This is still America, and there are minor things such as LAWS that you have to consider, plus dont forget the LOCALS, we dont fuck around!

Here is a perfect example, this asian dude either came from Cali, Seattle, Washington or maybe came in all the way from the other side of the world thinking he was in wonderland. He must have taken some Special K or gotten himself some amazing ACID because he figured, hey let me just get naked and start trying to grind on girls and their boyfriends, well, after many unsuccesful attempts with tourists he ran into a local homegrown Miami boy, and guess what happened next?




In conclusion, Dont Do Drugs, but if you will, KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!

1 comment:

  1. You have no source to verify that the guy was from Florida that punched the nude guy. You're just speculating as you feel it is in your own benefit, as though because one guy from an area can land a punch... so must the rest? Sure.

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